Umbrella Ella Ella Eh Eh

You may not think an umbrella is the best invention in the world, but believe me there are so many uses that you may not have even tried yet, so I’m going to tell you 20 in advance:

1. Hamster Cage – They won’t be able to climb the slippery inside surface of the umbrella

2. Parachute – Falling out of a plane and forgotten your parachute, use the umbrella to float down like May Poppins

3. Shopping Bag – It holds more when upside down, and its eco-friendly

4. Hook – If your too small or too lazy to reach the light bulb, hook onto the lampshade and pull yourself up to change it

5. Boat – Just in case you have a flood, you can sit in your umbrella and float away

6. Bad Luck Disabler – Walk under a ladder, and something falls on you, well not if you have an umbrella!

7. Sick Bucket – If your ill, be sick in it, then do it up, to keep all the sick in one place

8. Mixing Bowl – Make a cake and use this for your mixing bowl

9. Samurai Sword – When a samurai next crosses your path, you’ll be ok with your umbrella

10. Walking Stick – Getting old?

11. Grappling Hook – Tie some string to the end, chuck it up to a high point and pull yourself up!

12. Poking Device – Poke someone/something further away

13. Bug Killer – Attach a spike to the end and stab some bugs

14. Collector – If your stuck on a island and you need water that is edible, then use this to collect the rain water (if any)

15. Javelin – Why buy a javelin when you have an umbrella, just use the spike from the Bug Killer!

16. Toilet – Need the toilet, pee in here , then empty!

17. Bucket – If you need water or some other substance, fill your umbrella up with this and carry it around

18. Tape Measure – 1st measure full length of the umbrella, then use it wherever you go!

19. Caravan Connector – Connect the hook to the car and super glue the pointy end to the caravan and voila!

20. Notepad – Write on the material surface for a notepad and if possible, wash it to rub out!

So now your prepared, just remember to take out your umbrella when you next go out!!!