SSBB Sigs

I’ve been making some Signatures using the characters from the most anticipating game this year - Super Smash Bros. Brawl!!

I will remove the rest of the sigs at the bottom to replace them with these so check back often to see some more!!!!

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Vacuum?

What happens to the steam, if you boil a kettle in space?

Snow Leopard

I did this amazing signature using one of my friends photos.

I’ll add it to the bottom of the page now

Umbrella Ella Ella Eh Eh

You may not think an umbrella is the best invention in the world, but believe me there are so many uses that you may not have even tried yet, so I’m going to tell you 20 in advance:

1. Hamster Cage – They won’t be able to climb the slippery inside surface of the umbrella

2. Parachute – Falling out of a plane and forgotten your parachute, use the umbrella to float down like May Poppins

3. Shopping Bag – It holds more when upside down, and its eco-friendly

4. Hook – If your too small or too lazy to reach the light bulb, hook onto the lampshade and pull yourself up to change it

5. Boat – Just in case you have a flood, you can sit in your umbrella and float away

6. Bad Luck Disabler – Walk under a ladder, and something falls on you, well not if you have an umbrella!

7. Sick Bucket – If your ill, be sick in it, then do it up, to keep all the sick in one place

8. Mixing Bowl – Make a cake and use this for your mixing bowl

9. Samurai Sword – When a samurai next crosses your path, you’ll be ok with your umbrella

10. Walking Stick – Getting old?

11. Grappling Hook – Tie some string to the end, chuck it up to a high point and pull yourself up!

12. Poking Device – Poke someone/something further away

13. Bug Killer – Attach a spike to the end and stab some bugs

14. Collector – If your stuck on a island and you need water that is edible, then use this to collect the rain water (if any)

15. Javelin – Why buy a javelin when you have an umbrella, just use the spike from the Bug Killer!

16. Toilet – Need the toilet, pee in here , then empty!

17. Bucket – If you need water or some other substance, fill your umbrella up with this and carry it around

18. Tape Measure – 1st measure full length of the umbrella, then use it wherever you go!

19. Caravan Connector – Connect the hook to the car and super glue the pointy end to the caravan and voila!

20. Notepad – Write on the material surface for a notepad and if possible, wash it to rub out!

So now your prepared, just remember to take out your umbrella when you next go out!!!

Graphics

Some of may have noticed that I have my graphics I have made down at the bottom, all totally made by moi! Please comment on them in this post!!!

Restrictions

When your older (30+) age doesn’t matter when your in love. There could be an age difference of over 5 years between both people yet they’d still be in love. But when your younger it doesn’t seem right. I know someone in the year above me (17/18 years old) who was making out with a year 8 (12/13 years old) and it doesn’t look right for them to be in love together. A girl in my year got pregnant at the age of 14, that still doesn’t seem right. 2 teenagers in my tutor at secondary school (15/16 years old) got engaged. They haven’t even experienced life yet, yet they want to be with each other for the rest of their lives. They, in my opinion are a bit young, but then what is the age restriction to love?

Boredom

Today I was bored!!!

I would like to write just that but that would be boring and since my day has been full of boredom, I really bored of it and want more excitement!!!

Yeh, had a lesson in the morning at 8.30 – 9.25, then I was free until 1 which anyone would say is a good thing, but not if everyone is going home at 12.30 or is in exams, or lessons. Yes I was very bored!

Stressy Bessy

Weakest Link

Anne Robinson has the worst jokes on this game show. Was watching it last night and she decided o say this:

“Which one of you thinks Orlando Bloom is an American state flower contest?”

and

“Which one of you thinks a stir fry is Stephen’s brother?”

You’d think she would come up with something better or even the producer, they are lame jokes! We always sit down for dinner watching the Weakest Link or the Eggheads. Watching people loose money. If any of you haven’t seen Eggheads, then its a game show where 5 of the cleverest brains in Britain go head to head with another team ‘thinking’ they are cleverer! Basically, people are challenging themselves into a quiz show, where the audience know they are going to lose!

Anyway, its time for me to go!

“You are the weakest link! Goodbye!”